Counterculture groups like punks and goths have always embraced combat-style boots and dress. The look possesses that very extreme, fight-the-man edge, which typically scares the bejesus out of any little old lady crossing the street.

And then every so often the traditional soldier appearance mixes in with these extreme fashion statements, and it injects its sexed-up self into the mainstream. Such is the case in R&B star Rihanna’s new music video for “Hard.” She explained the music video’s concept to MTV as “couture military. … We have tanks, we have troops, we’ve got helicopters, we’ve got explosions.”

In the video, the controversial singer sports an army-green mesh helmet and fatigues, aviator sunglasses, high-waist hot pants, military boots and what appears to be black Sonic the Hedgehog shoulder pads. While some of her outfits are very loosely based on modern soldier uniforms, the gold bikini, which appears later in the video, seems more likely inspired by Xena Warrior Princess or Princess Leia’s infamous metal bikini.

What do you think of her Lady Gaga-esque military look? Would anyone serving our country actually wear any of these styles? We’re gonna have to doubt it.